Jason

NEED I SAY MORE!?!?!?!

 

 

i think i'm going to have to pull out the list of "THINGS TO DO IN LIFE", and scratch out the item under "making 30 million dollars".... "MEETING FUCKING ALEXI LAIHO!!!!!!!!!!"

 

I ROCK!!!!

 

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YES LADIES AND GENTS..... I AM A REVIEWER...

Meaning i have valid and critical opinions on new and upcoming music.  So this is what all of you are going to do... Read my weekly reviews and leave FANTABULOUS posts about how good of a reviewer i am under my reviews

Let the metal flow!!!!!           \m/      \m/  <= Thats me doing the devil horns

 

                                                                

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Hey busby, how bout'you eat my ass with a fuckin' spoon eh. Cack sucker.

oh and jeremy... your mom is one fine piece of smegma.

you see... this is why i don't update on live jornal. i make one slight error and then my browser goes fuckin' bananas resulting in the deletion of everything i just wrote. godamn computers.

so why haven't i updated? because i'm a vagrant bum who paradoxically has better things to do... lol... i just said that to sound smrt.

but seriously, i am quite vagrant considering i've taken a semester off and recently quit my job. well i have been keeping busy though, for instance, i've been helping my father a crapload with writing letters both to consulates around the world and lawyers. i've been learning how the whole waste management industry works, so if anyone needs any products that will make their crap dissolve nicely and biologically... then call me!!... or visit our site www.septonic.gr... HA.

I'm also happy/proud to say that i've been recruited as a reviewer on metalreviews.com. meaning i should be getting a crapload of free albums. So in about a weeks time i expect everybody who reads this to go to the site read atleast one of my reviews and say how it rocks... or else.

so there... i guess thats what i have to say for now.. well i could say alot more, but not things that should be shared publically. ohhhhhhhhh..

laters

rather than being harassed by steve to update my journal... the torch gets passed to kori.

so what been going on with me? for starters i'm officially taking a break from university to pay off visa, mcgill and my trip this summer with yogi and mike. although i've been getting mixed sentiments about this descision i've come to the conclusion that it would be better to make some money, think, and relax rather than pay another 1500$ only to get fed up of work within three weeks and start doing bad in school.

for christmas i got a puppy. a cute little pure-bred chocolate labrador, and already my dad wants to get rid of it. so yesterday my house, as some of you can imagine, was a war zone where i flipped out harder than i ever have in years. Things are pretty shaky between everybody because of the stuff i said, but hopefully it will pass. for now we're keeping the dog.

after like 3 months of not talking to eachother, pat finally called me and now we're friends again i guess. funny he only becomes chummy with me as soon he goes back out with caroline, i wonder what that would mean... *cough*insecure*cough*... sorry this - 30 degree weather has giving me a raging cough.

Iron maiden came yesterday... and i wasn't there... *sigh*... well it was for the better. nothing is going to top the last time they were here, where me and my brother were front row right under bruce dickenson and at the end of the show were given personally a wrist band by steve harris.

i don;t know what else to say.... so.. i'm off.

i'll try to update more often.

--chorus--
Hey you, in the Mirror
I´ll smash your face to pieces
Mirror of madness,
this dream is over

No more, you no more
your face is gone, forever
Mirror of madness,
left me alone
--chorus--

so here i am, bringing steve seemingly orgasmic pleasure with a journal update... finally, i guess. I have to agree with shaun that school is drving people crazy... i feel like my mind is freaking inflated and is going to pop like a blister any time now.

if anyone read my little cannibal corpse joke/review,well look what i stumbled upon in REAL metal news

TOP-SELLING DEATH METALS BANDS OF SOUNDSCAN ERA Topic: Misc 23 Nov 2003 01:02:59
According to the figures obtained by BLABBERMOUTH.NET., CANNIBAL CORPSE have sold more albums in the U.S. during the SoundScan era than any other death metal band.


ha!


My first semester of university is almost done (already), and it was mo’ motherfucking hard… I had to drop that stupid philosophy class, or should I say, MATH!, because it was just too much for me. Although I had heard the various horror stories about the amount of reading and work I would have to do for university, I really didn’t think it would be this bad. I mean I could have worked harder, yes, but at the sae time I wasn’t prepared for what I was going to experience, so next semester I’m buckling the fuck down and getting into honors political science. Mark my words!

Tristan got into an accident two days ago and screwed up the whole backend of his parents’ maxima. There were 5 people in the car and the only person who got moderately injured is jeff, who must have fallen in shock or something to that respect because he doesn’t remember the accident. It’s a good thing they’re all alright though

I’m experimenting tonight… scotch and tangerines…. Pretty awesome stuff.. never would have thought they go well together.


Oh ya… I forgot to mention that the fashion show which I was covered in makeup passed just last week. And it wasn’t just a fashion show, nope!, I danced and everything. I mean, like a year ago I was ashamed to dance… and now I’m doing it in front of an audience of like 700 and doing it on a stage where I see black metal concerts (the medley). I’m a living paradox, what can I say.

Urgh… work in a few hours… I hope Gizzel (gisele) isn’t working and attempts to put me in another department… I’ll snap.

Gonna write some emails… so that’s enough for tonight I guess…

4 words.............. CHILDREN OF BODOM TOMORROW!!!!!!!!!!!! there have only been a few events that have gotten me this excited: 1. iron maiden 2. blind guardian 3. that one night stand with your mom. I know alexi isn't in the band anymore, but hearing "Silet Night, Bodom Night" live is still worth getting excited for.

so yeah, i'm surprised that no random people have given me a call on my cell. What? do you internet people not like me or something? eh? you aren't curious about what goes on in my life?..... good.. don't bother me.

i think i'm teetering on the verge of getting fired from sears. i have new bosses that seem to have something equivalent to the size of an eggplant stuck up their asses, and they treat us (the employees) is something comparable to having an S.S leader as a boss. anyways, i've been late and absent sooooo many times, and i think they're getting fed up. last time they confronted me about my lateness, i turned their argument around on them; so one second they were giving me crap about how i've been late, and then the next they were complimenting me on the wonderful work i do. its just so funny how stupid people (particularly sears managers) are so easily manipulateable. anyways, i've already formulated strong arguments if they try to confront me again; i've also began asking good clients to write me compliment letters when i give em good service... lol.. what can i do.. have to cover my ass somehow.

can't wait for winter break!!


laters!

i just spent like half an hour describing like a whole bunch of motherfucking shit thats going on with me....... but something happened... and like the idiot i am... deleted everything... so screw this... you want to know whats been going on with me?

Call me 1-514-961-9409...

good night

According reliable metal sources, earth's #1 band is realeasing yet another prolific and insiring album. yes, thats right. sit down and take a breath, because Cannibal Corpse is here to smash your ears with a sludge hammer with its 18726 album of pure grotesque noise. The band who has brought you countless classics such as "I Cum Blood", "meat hook sodomy", "addicted to vaginal skin", and "Entrails ripped from a virgin's cunt" is relasing it's full-length album titled "the wretched spawn" in febuary. Oh lady's and gents, this album will not be a disapointment; as all the other Cannibal Corpse albums weren't. with new song titles such as "frantic disembowelment", "Rotten body landslide", "blunt force castration", and my personal favorite "severed head stoning" (picture that one mentally), one can not help but feel so excited as not to want to rape, sacrifice and wallow in a pile of rabid goats. i managed to get a hold of lead singer, harry corpseginder, and ask him a few questions about the upcoming masterpiece that Siskel and Ebert are giving two stumps up (i know ebert is dead... cannibal corpse is like hell's fucking national anthem). i asked him what kinds of inspiration, and experimentaion was instituted into this new album, and he responded: "Man, i was there masturbating with sandpaper when it hit me, our music is so fucking distorted that why the hell did we even bother to learn how to play instruments. So we made an instrumental change for this album, and as for vocals, rather then trying to pronounce words that noone understands, i just kept one monotonic growl the entire way, with the occasional, what i like to call, chewy growls. go ahead try it!"

i did

"sweet! not bad. The new line of instuments are: 1. rather than a bass guitar, we now used bicycle spokes we beat aimlessly with a hammer connected to 6000 watt amplifiers. 2. instead of guitar, we tied some elastic bands around an empty kleenex box and juiced up the volume through a mic 30,000 times 3. (my favorite replacement) the drums have been replaced by a military grade ak-47 that is set on automatic. sometimes we shoot some cattle in the studio to give more of a bass sound, or sometimes shoot audience members at concerts for that real live feeling. 4. Lastly i decided to go a bit mainstream and follow what bands like metallica and kiss are doing on their recent music journeys, which would be by including a symphony orchestra into this album. thats right whore.. oops.. sorry about that.. slipped out... .Yeah we dug up the 1745 Austrian symphony orchestra and added them on the album, but it didn't work out as it planned... so we ate them. Anyways, i don't have more to say, you'll have to wait till febuary."

so there we have it. Only a few months away until the release of an album so good it could be potentially apocalyptic.

Anyways, i'm going to go pitch a tent in front of HMV right now to make sure i get a copy of this Holy Grail the first day. I'm Jason Dascal, and this was my metal reportage for the next 5 months.

well 12 days have passed and rather than thinking of some lame assed excuse to tell you for not updating earlier, i'll just be blunt and say i have better things to do than reveal my life to people who are probably masturbating to my picture.... thats right.. the internet is full of freaks and you're probably one of them.

so whats been going on? well .. stuff.. 1. went to foufounes electriques for a record of three out of 8 days, and met a cool girl there whom i went out with tonight. i'll keep those thoughts to myself just incase she's stalking me and found out i write on this thing. 2. school!! yay... 3. went to steph s's house and watched that stupid fucking rob zombie movie on saturday... well half of it.. i was so disgusted that anyone would actually think of making such a STUPID godamn movie that i left half way with shanon and the other steph and had doughnuts and coffee at tim hortons that. (coffee ruined my sleep for that night). anyways thats it i think ... ya... well.... i got a new video camera... heheheheheheheahahahaha..........haha...thats right.. nighvision baby.

behold me and all my young splendor

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by the way, if there are people who are just stumbling onto my page and are reading the crap i'm writing, post a comment.. anything.. i would appreciate it.. like complement my guitar, or say that only fags post themselves shirtless on the internet...something like that.. anyways... ciao

Two things, as you can see i do not know how to post pictures on this god forsaken site, second, i don't know how to spell beautiful.. then i wonder why university is tough

I've just completed the Rosmerian quiz and surprise surprise... i'm me!......... Gawd i'm beutiful

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You are JASON- The party animal. Be young, drink beer, and have fun is how you live your life. Sometimes you take risks and do stupid things, but no one can ever say you arent exciting.

i'm convinced that school is going to give me an ulcer, and on that note i would just like to take a moment to thank rosemere highschool and dawson college for endowing me with the proper skills and work habits needed to succeed in university........ moment over..........burn... burn HARD.... as Robert Hamburger would probably say. (for a complete autobiography of Robert Hamburger please visit www.realultimatepower.net). its a good thing i'm eating caribou meat and vegetarian pizza right now, because i'd be way angrier right now.............................. yeah.. anyways.

I think its the lowering temperatures that are filling me with bitterness, so far all i've been doing is bitching and complaining.... meh what can you do.

I'm looking forward to the upcoming concerts coming to montreal. I've seen virtually every band i like except children of bodom and they're going to be here nov.11th. i'm quite excited.

i would usually have loads of info to post, but since the beginning of school i haven't had time to go out and have a good time. when the time comes you guys'll know.

odoyle rules

maybe one of the worst days i've had in the past few months. i just realized i'm super behind in school (even though i do my work), had the inclination to go kick all the asses of Dell technical support for screwing my laptop even more (damn paki bastards.... no seriosuly.. they're all paki), and sexual tension was like a 10 on the 10 today... i give myself two weeks before i start getting nervous twitches and just plain lose my freaking mind.

thus opens my live journal account, one word, yay.

well, i'll keep you posted, till next time!